Say hello to Sam Alexis, Tiger Woods' new baby girl.

Cute dad + former model mom = one adorable baby!

Did Pharrell get a face peel and some cheek implants?

Homie looks freaky!

The musician/producer was chatting up Penelope Cruz at Mr. Chow's this past weekend.

He looks like some crazy little puppet.

Whose fist is up his butt????

Actor Tom Sizemore was sentenced to 16 months in jail on Monday for violating his probation after a drug arrest a few months back.

Nicole Richie is up to bat next. Her court date is just a few weeks away!

It's all in the boobs!

Christina Aguilera's breasts looked massive at a press conference in China on Monday.

The rumored-to-be-pregnant singer is currently touring in Asia and looking quite preggers.

The high-waisted dress is another indication she may be hiding a baby bump.

So far, no official confirmation from Aguilera of her camp.

But hopefully there will be soon!

Jayden James and Britney Jean.

How long until she drops him on his head?????

There's no way to say this other than to state the facts:

Jeffree Star punched a woman in the face!

Yup, the Web Celeb and fledgling singer didn't appreciate the raucous concertgoer throwing shit at him onstage during a performance at Toronto Pride on Saturday night. So he punched her. In the face!!!!

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Yes, you don't throw stuff on stage at a concert, even if it's Brooke Hogan. But you never hit people that come to see your show! (Ya, even if it's Brooke Hogan.)

Jeffree Star should go on tour with Pete Wentz and Akon.

It'd be the Assault & Pepper tour!

Despite a massive publicity push by star Angelina Jolie, her new film, A Might Heart, opened at a disappointing tenth place at the U.S. box office this past weekend.

Released on 1,355 screens the film took in only $3.8 million, but even more disturbing than the disappointing opening was the film's per screen average, which was extremely low, indicating weak interest in the well-reviewed pic.

A Mighty Heart isn't exactly popcorn summer material. Steve Carrell'sEvan Almighty is, though. However, that film opened to dissapointing numbers too.

At over $175 million, Evan was the most expensive comedy ever to be made, yet the film took in only $32.1 million this past weekend - that's half of what the film's predecessor, Bruce Almighty starring Jim Carrey, took in on its first weekend.

The John Cusack thriller 1408 - based on a Stephen King work- did very well, coming in at #3 with $20.3 million.

fFull top ten list!

1. Evan Almighty $11.4M Fri, $11.4M Sat, and est $9.5M Sun. (cume $32.1M)
2. Silver Surfer $6.2M Fri, $7.9M Sat, and est $6.4M Sun. ($97.9M)
3. 1408 $7.6M Fri, $7.4M Sat, and est $5.3M Sun. ($20.3M)
4. Ocean's Thirteen $3.5M Fri, $4.6M Sat, and est $3.4M Sun. ($91.1M)
5. Knocked Up $3.3M Fri, $4.3M Sat, and est $3M Sun. ($108.9M)
6. Pirates 3 $2.1M Fri, $2.9M Sat, and est $2.2M Sun. ($287.1M)
7. Surf's Up $2.1M Fri, $2.5M Sat, and est $2.1M Sun. ($47.3M)
8. Shrek The Third $1.7M Fri, $2.2M Sat, and est $1.9M Sun. ($307.9M)
9. Nancy Drew $1.5K Fri, $1.6M Sat, and est $1.2K Sun. ($16.1M)
10. A Mighty Heart $1.2M Fri, $1.6M Sat, and est $1.2M Sun. ($4.1M)

All we can say is, "Thank God!"

The last thing this world needs right now is another spawn of Kevin Federline. Four is enough! (Yup, he's got two with that one and two with the former pop star).

Threatening legal action against Star magazine for running multiple stories that she was sperminated with K-Fed's fifth bay, Shar Jackson showed off her cosmetically enhanced svelte figure at the Hollywood premiere ofRatatouille this past weekend.

Can you imagine Tater Tot asking Britney to go see that movie?

TT: Mom, I wanna go see Ratatouille!

BS: What does that mean? Ratatouille? I don't know that word.

TT: That's not hard, momma. You're a dumb white ho! Love ya!